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Before we begin... Can I get you anything?
Omg... How rude of me! A weary websurfer, such as yourself, arrives on my site after a tiresome and treacherous journey accross the interwebs, and I am more concerned about wallet chains popping my inflatable furniture! (You can't blame me though, I have had to replace them quite a number of times...)
Before you arrive at my Navigation Station, can I offer my tenacious traveller any refreshments? I have a number of items available that will replenish your health bar. It is important to me that all my visitors are well-looked after so they are able to completely relax and enjoy Sweethard's Space!
How about a slice of freshly baked sponge cake with raspberry jam and pink icing? Or maybe cup ramen is more your jam? Or perhaps you crave a hearty hot roast, just like Mum used to make?
For beverages, if you need a bit of a pick-me-up, I have freshly brewed iced coffee available. If it's energy you need - not more calories - may I suggest an energy drink instead? For those who love drinking dairy milk straight out of the carton, but don't like the exclaims of disgust from others when you do it, I have 500ML and 1L cartons available with no judgement guaranteed! Alternatively, to quench a serious thirst you are also welcome to try the new Crystal Pepsi™!
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